i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Randomize
