CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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