You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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