Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
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