Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Randomize
