Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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