eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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