Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Damn victory sex feels great
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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