Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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