yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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