S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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