if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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