I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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