did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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