3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
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