I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I have post one night stand depression
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