This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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