And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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