Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
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