i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
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