Don't you send me to vm
one two three fourrrrnication!
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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