Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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