So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
Randomize
