sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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