this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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