He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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