she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
God I need to hump something, right now.
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