wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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