at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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