Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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