ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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