you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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