This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
Randomize
