Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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