Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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