I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
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