You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
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