I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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