There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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