therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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