Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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