Ambien. No doubt about it.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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