Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(815): View more from Illinois

Why did you send me a picture of a dick?

(630): View more from Illinois

It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.

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(857): View more from Massachusetts

my soul wont recognize me after tonight

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"

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(858): View more from California

in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"

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(417): View more from Missouri

I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.

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(410): View more from Maryland

You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days

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(360): View more from Washington

last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne

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(951): View more from California

I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him

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(801): View more from Utah

Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.

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