I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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