taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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