I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
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