We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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