We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
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