Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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