addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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