Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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