Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
