doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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