im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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